Dad win: Took all three kids to the zoo SOLO
Did it. Ages 4, 6, and 9. By myself. For 5 hours. And nobody got lost, nobody melted down (okay one small thing with the 4yo and cotton candy but we recovered), and we all had a great time. My wife was skeptical when I suggested it but I was like "I got this." Spoiler alert: I got this. The 6yo was hilarious watching the monkeys and kept copying them. The oldest was into the educational stuff. The youngest just wanted to pet things. Would 100% do it again.
The 4yo + cotton candy situation is actually impressive damage control. Most parents would've lost it completely. What happened?