Funny thing my 3 year old said today
We were at the grocery store and he points at this really tall guy and says 'Dad that man is big like you!' The dude laughed, I died laughing, my wife was in the corner trying not to lose it. My son had no idea he just roasted me but honestly I'll take it. The innocence is hilarious sometimes.
That's hilarious and honestly kind of a win. Your three year old is out here being your hype man at the grocery store. Don't let anyone tell you that's not comedy gold.