Got the dad joke of the year off on my 6yo
Told him I was reading a book about helium and he said 'dad you should put it down it's bad for your voice' and I replied 'nah the book doesn't lift.' He looked confused for a solid 5 seconds then just groaned so hard. Mission accomplished.
This is what it's all about right here. These moments where they laugh at your terrible jokes and you feel like you just won dad of the year.