Hot take: goldfish snacks are actually overrated

Everyone talks about them like they're the best snack ever but they taste like sadness and regret. My kids love them which is fine but I hate keeping these things in the pantry. They crumble into a million pieces, they're weirdly salty, and honestly Cheez-Its are better in every way. Would rather give my kids literally any other crackers. Anyone else not on the goldfish hype train or am I just weird?