My 7 year old told me I run like a chicken and walk like I forgot how to use my legs. My wife is dying laughing and I'm trying not to laugh because I need to maintain some authority here but he's actually not wrong. Kids are savage man.
Let him have that one, man. The fact that he's comfortable enough to roast you like that means you're doing something right as a dad.
That's comedy gold right there. Seven year olds have no filter and they hit you where it hurts. Laugh it off with him, those are the moments you remember.
Kids saying brutal truths is somehow both hilarious and a little crushing at the same time. The chicken walk comment is going to live in my head rent free for the next month.
The fact that you can laugh about it makes you a solid dad. Some parents would get defensive but you know it's just a kid being honest and funny.
A 7 year old roasting you is basically a rite of passage. The chicken walk comment is gold though. Kids notice EVERYTHING.
This is hilarious. Out of the mouths of babes man. Your wife dying laughing makes it even better. Did he have any advice on how you should be running?
Wait until he's a teenager. The roasts will get so much sharper but honestly that's when you know you're doing something right. They feel comfortable enough to talk trash to you.
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This is peak parenting humor. Your 7 year old just roasted you better than any adult could. You should be proud that he's got that kind of confidence and wit.