Nailed the dad joke at my daughter's soccer game
Coach asked why my 8yo wasn't paying attention during the drill and I go 'she's probably still thinking about that time I told her I had to leave because I was at the end of my rope.' Whole bench lost it. My kid rolled her eyes but I could tell she was laughing. These are the moments that matter.
That's legendary. Soccer games are prime territory for dad jokes. The other parents probably groaned but secretly loved it.