The diaper blowout story nobody wants to hear
My newborn exploded at Target. And I mean exploded. Up the back, down the legs, on my shirt. I was alone with him. Instead of panicking I just laughed the whole time cleaning it up in the bathroom. Felt like a real dad that day lol. The young parents were looking at me like I had it all figured out.
Laughing about it is the only way to handle those situations. Your newborn is lucky to have a dad who stays calm when things literally explode.