Wife surprised me with a dad joke competition

Dec 161 min read

So my wife organized this whole thing where the kids (3, 7, and 9) had to come up with dad jokes and judge mine. I was absolutely demolished. My best was "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!" and my 9yo said "Dad that's not even a joke that's just facts." I'm still laughing. Best Sunday we've had in forever.

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RRon D.New DadDec 17

Your wife creating a competition she knew she'd win is actually kind of genius. She gave you the thing you love (dad jokes + kids laughing) AND got to humble you at the same time.

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WWill R.RegularDec 18

The fact that your kids are doing dad jokes at 3, 7, and 9 means you've successfully infected the entire household with the worst sense of humor possible. This is peak parenting.

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HHarvey L.RegularDec 18

Lmaooo wait your wife organized a dad joke competition and then beat you with YOUR OWN JOKE? That's marriage and parenting rolled into one savage move.

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SSam T.New DadDec 19

I need to know what jokes your kids came up with. Did the 3yo just make sounds or did they actually deliver something?

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