Dad joke compilation for this week

Tried a few out on the kids:

"Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly!"

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

The 7yo groaned. The 10yo rolled his eyes. The 13yo pretended I don't exist. This is success.