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Dad joke thread - hit me with your best worst ones

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Jan 91 min read

I'll start: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

I told this to my 7yo and he groaned SO hard. That's how you know it's peak dad material. Drop your worst ones below - I need fresh ammunition for the car ride this weekend.

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GGarrettNew DadJan 9

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. I'll be here all week.

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TTodd N.RegularJan 10

I told my son that scarecrow joke last week and he groaned so hard. That's how I knew it was a truly legendary dad joke.

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WWill S.RegularJan 9

I'm at the point where my kids will actually leave the room when I start talking because they know a dad joke is coming. Mission accomplished.

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SSawyer N.RegularJan 9

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly. Not mine, I stole it from a kids book but it still lands.

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SSteve K.RegularJan 9

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. My 7yo thinks this is comedy gold and tells it to literally everyone.

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