Lost my wedding ring in the backyard
Spent 3 hours yesterday searching the grass with a metal detector after my 3yo found it and threw it "really far." Didn't find it. Metal detector cost $35, my peace of mind is priceless but apparently nonexistent. Gonna try again this weekend with backup. This is fine. Everything is fine.
At least it was a good reason to learn how to use a metal detector? Could be worse ways to spend an afternoon even if you didn't find it.