My 3-year-old said something hilarious yesterday

4d ago1 min read

We were at the grocery store and he pointed at a bald guy and goes "Daddy look, that man forgot to get hair at the store!" Wife was trying not to laugh while I literally turned red. The guy actually thought it was funny thank god. These moments are both embarrassing and awesome at the same time.

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NNolan J.Regular4d ago

That's gold. Kids have zero filter and it's amazing. Did the guy laugh at least?

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SScott W.Regular2d ago

The fact that the guy laughed makes this perfect. Some people actually get it and think it's cute instead of offensive. Sounds like you got lucky

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CChad R.Regular4d ago

omg my 4yo asked a woman with a prosthetic leg where she got the 'fake one' in the middle of target. I wanted to dissolve into the floor

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IIsaac T.Regular4d ago

This is peak 3yo logic right there. In their world the store definitely has a hair section next to produce

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HHector R.Regular2d ago

This is why I love the grocery store. No filter = honest comedy. My daughter once told someone their cart was 'too full like daddy's belly' and I've never felt more called out by a 3yo

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