Pro tip: Frozen pizza tastes better than it has any right to

Don't even @ me about homemade. Sometimes it's Wednesday, the kids have soccer practice and you're exhausted, and throwing a DiGiorno in the oven for 18 minutes while you sit down for 5 whole minutes is the difference between surviving and thriving. I used to be one of those 'everything from scratch' guys and then I had kids and realized that's for people with time and energy I don't have lol