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Terrible dad joke alert
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Russell D.Regular
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
...I'll see myself out. My kids groaned. My wife didn't even look up from her phone. 10/10 would tell again.
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
...I'll see myself out. My kids groaned. My wife didn't even look up from her phone. 10/10 would tell again.
The groaning is just proof it's a good dad joke. That's literally the metric we use now.
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I laughed way too hard at this. My 9-year-old actually appreciated it which surprised me. The coffee joke has staying power.