The diaper blowout heard 'round the world

We were at Target today. My 8-month-old decided to absolutely demolish a diaper while we were in the toy aisle. I'm talking up the back, down the leg, the whole nine yards. Didn't have a change of clothes in the diaper bag (why do I never learn???). Had to do the walk of shame to customer service asking if they had a family restroom. Other dads in the store were giving me the knowing nod. We're all suffering together out here.