Why do kids ask for water at 9:57pm?
Every. Single. Night. Bedtime is 10pm, and at 9:57 one of my boys (6 or 8, they rotate) suddenly needs water so badly that their throat is apparently closing up. If I say no he acts betrayed. If I say yes we're back in the cycle for another 10 minutes. This is my life now.
The rotating schedule explanation actually made me laugh out loud. That's commitment to the bit on their part.