First poop blowout - did NOT see that coming lol
6 days in and our little guy absolutely exploded out of his diaper. It was EVERYWHERE. Onesie, my shirt, the changing pad. How is this much poop even possible from something so small? My wife is laughing at me while I'm over here feeling like I failed at diaper-sizing. Do they all do this or did I just get unlucky?
Welcome to the club lol. That's not a diaper-sizing failure, that's just babies being chaos gremlins. Happened to us at 3am once and I was convinced something was medically wrong.
Every single one of them without fail. My son somehow got poop on his ear once and I still don't understand the physics. Your wife laughing is the correct response.