My son is 2 weeks old and I just witnessed something I didn't think was possible. It was EVERYWHERE. In the diaper, on his clothes, on me, somehow on the wall. How do you even prevent this? Do I need like a hazmat suit? My wife is laughing at me but she's not helping which I think is cruel.
Welcome to the club buddy. Keep extra clothes and wipes in the diaper bag, and don't be afraid to just start from scratch if it's that bad. You got this.
Yeah, nothing really prepares you for that first blowout. Pro tip: lay down a changing pad or towel under everything when you start. Saves your sanity.
Two weeks in and you're already getting the full experience. Honestly it gets easier. By week 8 you'll be a blowout ninja. Disposables are your friend here.
Welcome to parenthood my friend. That's the moment you realize nothing will ever gross you out again. Pro tip: have a changing pad that you can just throw straight in the wash. Keep a few backups because you WILL need them.
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The blowout stories never get old. Everyone's been there. Just wait until you figure out he pooped up his own back and somehow into his own hair. Then you really question everything.