Took my 3 month old to the grocery store and he had the most explosive poop of his life. I was completely unprepared, had maybe 2 wipes, no change of clothes for him. Ended up using paper towels from the bathroom and my shirt is ruined. Why didn't anyone tell me to literally pack way more supplies than seems reasonable? I felt like the worst dad in that store.
Public blowouts are a rite of passage. I learned the hard way too - now I've got emergency supplies stashed everywhere. You'll get better at prepping, I promise.
Oh man, the public blowout. That's a rite of passage. I was at Target once and my son absolutely destroyed himself and his outfit. Pro tip for next time: always have an extra outfit and wipes in the diaper bag, even if it seems like overkill.
Welcome to fatherhood man. Those blowouts come out of nowhere and there's nothing you can do to prepare for the velocity. At least you survived it. You're officially a dad now.
The grocery store is always where it happens. I swear babies know exactly where to explode for maximum embarrassment potential. You're not traumatized, you're just initiated.
3 month old blowouts hit different. The explosive ones are somehow worse than the regular ones. Keep a whole change of clothes, wipes, and maybe a plastic bag handy. You'll get used to it.
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Dude, that's rough. I'm still in the trenches with a 3 month old and this is my nightmare. Did you manage to salvage the clothes or was it a total loss situation?