Yep, was changing a diaper this morning and baby projectile pooped all over my chest and into my beard. Now I get why everyone says to keep wet wipes within arm's reach at all times. My daughter thought it was hilarious. I'm still processing what happened.
Haha this is what nobody tells you about. My daughter did this to me at 4 months and I just stood there like... is this normal? Apparently it is. Glad you're already getting the worst out of the way early.
Dude same thing happened to me last month and I was not prepared. Three kids in and it still gets me sometimes. At least you know it's coming now!
Oh man, welcome to the club. Yeah, that's a rite of passage right there. Wet wipes everywhere now and definitely invest in some good bibs if you haven't already.
Ha, I'm 3 months in and just had my first incident last week. The beard struggle is real. My wife said it's a badge of honor so I'm trying to own it.
That's nothing wait until they get older and do it on purpose from a trampoline. Projectile is just round one my friend.
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Welcome to the club! That's the ultimate baptism. Pro tip: keep a change of clothes within arm's reach at all times. I learned that the hard way about 50 times over.