My dad jokes are getting worse and my wife is NOT happy about it
Having a kid has unlocked something in my brain. It's like a compulsion. "We're not crying, we're just leaking" when the baby spits up. "Guess you could say I'm raising the bar" when he reaches for something higher. My wife literally told me yesterday that if I make one more joke about babies being "little humans" she'll make me sleep in the nursery.
I can't stop and honestly I don't want to
What was the joke she cut you off from? Now I need to know what crosses the line from "eye roll" to "actually unacceptable."