I used to be one of those guys with a clean car

Seriously. Vacuum every week, no trash, never ate in it. My car was immaculate. Now there are goldfish crackers in places I didn't know existed. The floor mats are basically a science experiment. And you know what? I don't even care anymore. Before I was that guy, after I'm a dad. Two totally different people. Some days I miss the clean car life but then I find a drawing my kid made stuck to the seat and the car cleanliness thing doesn't matter at all.