I used to be the fun single guy
Now I'm the guy who gets excited about a good car seat sale and knows all the best quiet times at the grocery store so the kids won't melt down. I went to bed at 9:30 last night on a Friday and it was BLISSFUL. My old self would be horrified but my new self is just trying to survive until 8 pm when they go to bed. Miss the spontaneity, don't miss waking up with random people on my couch or wondering why my apartment smells like stale beer. This is weird but better I think.
This is the realest post I've read all week. I used to be that guy and now I'm genuinely excited about finding a good deal on kids' shoes. The transformation is wild but honestly it's better this way.