The guy who said he'd never change diapers now changes diapers
I was that dumb guy who said all the cliche stuff before having kids. 'I'm not a diaper guy' 'I don't do baby talk' 'We're not gonna be those parents with the messy house.' Yeah. I'm all of those things now and honestly it's fine. Turns out I don't care about having a perfect house and baby talk is actually hilarious. The person I was before feels like a different person. Honestly becoming a dad made me less of an asshole about a lot of things.
Dude, I said the exact same stuff before my newborn showed up. Now I'm changing blowouts at 3am and honestly it's kind of a superpower to master.