The guy who said he'd never change diapers now changes diapers

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4h ago1 min read

I was that dumb guy who said all the cliche stuff before having kids. 'I'm not a diaper guy' 'I don't do baby talk' 'We're not gonna be those parents with the messy house.' Yeah. I'm all of those things now and honestly it's fine. Turns out I don't care about having a perfect house and baby talk is actually hilarious. The person I was before feels like a different person. Honestly becoming a dad made me less of an asshole about a lot of things.

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BBrandon T.New Dad4h ago

Dude, I said the exact same stuff before my newborn showed up. Now I'm changing blowouts at 3am and honestly it's kind of a superpower to master.

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RRichardNew Dad4h ago

Wait till you realize you're doing baby talk in public and don't even care anymore. That's when you know you've fully committed to this.

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DDrew H.Regular4h ago

The messy part is real but man, there's something about handling all the chaos that makes you feel like you actually know what you're doing now.

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