Accidentally made a dad joke and became a legend
At my daughter's soccer game the coach was explaining the new positions to the kids. He said "okay so we're going to rotate everyone through midfield." Without thinking I go "sounds like they're going to have a real revolving door situation." The other dads lost it. My daughter looked embarrassed but also kind of proud? This is my life now.
This is exactly the kind of story I'm gonna be telling when my little one gets older. The accidental legends are the best ones.