Bedtime negotiation went sideways
7 year old asked for one more story. I said "You've already had three." He responds "Yeah but you keep doing them wrong. Maybe if you try again you'll get it right." I'm sitting here getting schooled on my storytelling ability by a kid who still thinks dinosaurs and pirates lived at the same time. Respect.
This is peak kid logic right here. The negotiations only get more creative as they get older trust me. Wait until he starts using actual debate tactics.