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Best dad joke I've dropped recently
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Kid: 'Dad why did you name me Jason?' Me: 'Because we wanted to call you something.' Him: 'That's not funny.' Me: 'That's what your mom said.' Nailed it.
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Kid: 'Dad why did you name me Jason?' Me: 'Because we wanted to call you something.' Him: 'That's not funny.' Me: 'That's what your mom said.' Nailed it.
I know every single kid's name in the carpool rotation and I gotta say, Jason's a solid name. But this joke is legendary, dropping it next week for sure.
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Ha, the callback to your mom is perfect. My kids are finally at the age where they're starting to groan at my jokes instead of just ignoring me, so I'm taking it as a win.