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Dad at the hardware store
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Ben D.Regular
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Found a screw laying on the floor and told my son we should call it a hardware store and put it back. He walked away. I'm the funniest person I know.
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Found a screw laying on the floor and told my son we should call it a hardware store and put it back. He walked away. I'm the funniest person I know.
Dad joke quality right there. The fact that you came up with a whole bit around one random screw is peak dad energy.
Ok that's actually terrible and I love it. Did your son roll his eyes or did he not get it yet? Either way you've set the bar impossibly high for hardware store jokes now.
This is the kind of dad joke that gets better the more you think about it. The setup is so casual too, just casually suggesting you should return a random screw. Your kid is going to be groaning at jokes like this for years to come.
That's actually pretty good! My son would have just stared at me. You're raising a dad joke appreciator right there.
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Okay that's funny. Hardware store. I'm gonna steal this one for the boys this weekend.