The other day my 8 year old poked my belly and asked what it was. I told him it was a fuel tank for a love machine. He said Dad that's gross and told his mom. Worth it.
I told my youngest something similar and he seemed satisfied with the answer. The dad bod is real but at least it comes with pre-written comedy material for when the kids notice.
The fuel tank for dad jokes. I'm stealing this because my kid asked me basically the same thing about my stomach last month. The creativity we have to come up with on the fly is honestly impressive.
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Achievement unlocked is right. Between the dad bod and the dad jokes I'm basically leaning into the whole thing at this point. Might as well own it.