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Dad joke I'm using this week
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Derek M.New Dad
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Been saving this one for the right moment with my kids. Pretty sure they'll groan so hard.
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Been saving this one for the right moment with my kids. Pretty sure they'll groan so hard.
Perfect timing joke right there. I've been stockpiling these for road trips with my three, and the seafood diet always gets a solid eye roll which honestly means it landed.
The groan is the whole point, man. Mission accomplished when you get that reaction. We've got two dogs and three kids in this house and they all suffer through my jokes equally.
This is a classic! My 8 year old actually laughed at this one last month instead of groaning, so you might get lucky. Either way, it's a winner with the younger crowd.
Okay I'm sitting at a coffee shop right now and I just laughed out loud reading this and now people are looking at me weird. This is absolutely the kind of thing I would say to my kids.
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My 6 year old wouldn't get this but my 9 year old would groan so hard and I love it. That's the age where they start appreciating terrible dad jokes ironically.