Dad Joke That Actually Landed
My kids were complaining they were bored so I told them I have a bunch of jobs for them to do around the house. They got real quiet and went to their rooms. Then I yelled 'I was just kidding, come back!' and my son yelled 'We know!' from upstairs. Not even bored anymore apparently. Mission accomplished.
Wait so you basically got them to do chores by framing it as jobs they could get paid for? That's actually genius. My kids just think chores are punishment but if I call it work and offer a few bucks they're all in.