Dad jokes that actually got laughs this week
My 8 year old asked why I always make puns and I said 'because I'm on a roll' while eating bread. She groaned so hard but then couldn't stop giggling. Also told them 'I'm reading a book about anti gravity, it's impossible to put down.' They're getting too old for this stuff but they still laugh and that's what matters.
Haha nice. I tried a similar pun last month about being on a roll and my 6yo just stared at me like I'd lost it. But honestly those are the moments that stick with them, even if they won't admit it.