Took my 4 year old to the store and she asked why the bananas were yellow. I said "because they haven't seen us yet, once they do they'll turn brown from the fear." She believed me for like two seconds before cracking up. These are the moments man.
Three under five here and I'm stealing this one immediately. My oldest will probably groan but the younger ones will think it's peak comedy. You just made my week easier.
I can feel the setup of this joke and I'm already prepared to groan. Your 4 year old probably thought it was the funniest thing ever though which is what matters.
This is the kind of moment that makes it all worth it. Between the laundry piles and the chaos, these little interactions are what you remember.
These are the moments we live for. Random store trips with a 4 year old and dropping jokes. That's pure parenting gold right there.
This is peak dad of the year material. The setup, the punchline delivery, I bet her face was perfect. Did she groan or think you were actually a genius?
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Ha, that's gold. My 4 year old would've stared at me for a solid minute trying to figure out if I was serious. The face kids make when they're processing dad jokes is half the fun.