Found out my teenager has been hiding from my jokes
Caught him muting his phone when I walk in the room. Asked him if I was boring him. He said 'Dad, you're not boring, you're just... a lot.' I think that's code for 'your jokes are legendary.' I'm taking the W.
Oh man, the muting is a new level. At least he's not leaving the room. That's still proximity. My kid does the same thing when I start winding up for one.