Getting roasted by my own kids now

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1d ago1 min read

Made a joke at dinner about how I'm 'on a seafood diet' because I see food and I eat it. My daughter looked at me dead serious and said 'Dad that's not even a joke, that's just you.' Brutal. She's 9. They grow up too fast.

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BBrianRegularjust now

Oh man, the seafood diet joke is a classic. But yeah once they start roasting you back it's a different era of parenting. What did she say?

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CCarlosNew Dad1d ago

That's the moment you know they've reached peak sarcasm development. It's funny until they use it against you in an argument.

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RRobertNew Dad23h ago

Getting dunked on by your own kids is peak parenting. It means they're comfortable enough to joke around with you.

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