Got a laugh from my wife during bedtime routine today
Wife was frustrated because the kids wouldn't settle down for bed so I told them 'You better get some sleep or you'll be tired tomorrow' and when they didn't listen I said 'More like tired AND wired am I right?' She actually groaned and laughed which is basically a standing ovation at this point.
Ha, that's solid. My kids are finally at the age where they actually get the joke instead of just staring at me. Keep those dad jokes coming, that's the stuff they'll remember.