Got a new joke book and my family is suffering
Picked up a dad joke book at Target yesterday and I've already read through half of it. My wife walked past me reading it and literally said 'Please don't.' I told her 'I'm on a roll' and she said 'No you're on a path to being divorced.' Gonna test these all out anyway. Here's one: I'm reading a book on the history of glue. It's impossible to put down. Is that a banger or am I already too far gone.
Oh man you're about to become that guy who won't stop. Target joke books are dangerous. My wife actively hides mine now because I was launching them at dinner time every night for like a week straight.