Kid scores a goal and I yell out "That was gouda defense by the other team!" My wife just stared at me. The other parents pretended not to hear me. Worth it though.
This is amazing and your wife's reaction makes it even better. Honestly those are the moments they'll remember forever even if they're pretending to be embarrassed right now.
Haha that gouda one is terrible and I love it. My kids give me that same stare but the other parents knowing is what counts.
Dude, getting a legit groan from an adult at the grocery store is peak dad joke achievement. That's the real win right there.
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Cheese puns at a soccer game is peak dad energy. Your wife's stare was absolutely justified but also that's the best part of being a dad.
I would have absolutely lost it. That's a legendary dad joke moment right there. Did your kid score or was the other team's defense actually gouda? (I'm sorry, had to)