Wife asked me to take out the trash. I said 'I didn't know you were feeling bad about yourself!' She did NOT appreciate my humor. The kids laughed though which is all that matters.
Dad joke hall of fame right there. The setup was perfect too, she didn't see it coming.
Oh man, she did NOT appreciate that one. Did you get banished to the couch or was it a 'I can't even look at you right now' situation?
That's terrible and I love it. The kind of joke that makes everyone mad but they remember it forever.
That's actually pretty solid. My wife didn't laugh but she also didn't kill me, which I'm calling a win.
Okay this one got me. I'm definitely stealing this for my kids, they'll groan so hard.
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Honestly this is dad joke gold. Self deprecating humor mixed with trash talk. I'm stealing this one.