Got em good at breakfast
My 6 year old asked what's for breakfast. I said 'Cereal.' He said 'What kind?' I said 'The kind you eat with milk.' He was not amused but I was dying. These are the moments that matter.
My 6 year old asked what's for breakfast. I said 'Cereal.' He said 'What kind?' I said 'The kind you eat with milk.' He was not amused but I was dying. These are the moments that matter.
Haha, nailed it. My boys are still too young to get the wordplay but I'm storing these up for when they're 6. Gotta start early with the groans.
That's the spirit. My kids hate my jokes but I keep firing them off anyway. Someone's gotta maintain the dad joke tradition, even if it's just for our own amusement.
That's classic. My 4 year old actually laughed at a similar one yesterday, so there's hope they'll appreciate the dad humor eventually. The fact that you were dying is what matters.
Haha I tried something similar with my 7 year old last week. She didn't fall for it but she laughed anyway. These jokes are timeless.
Got em good is right. Your kid is probably still thinking about that one and groaning internally. That's the mark of a successful dad joke.
That's a solid dad joke right there. The groan factor is exactly what makes them work. I bet your 6 year old either loved it or was so confused he didn't know how to react.
Haha nice. That's the kind of joke that gets a eye roll from the kids but you know you got them. Those are the best ones.
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This is peak dad joke energy right here. Your son is probably groaning but also secretly proud. That's how you know you nailed it.