I told my kids I was reading a book on anti-gravity
They couldn't put it down. Then they actually couldn't put it down because I taped it to the ceiling. Dad win.
They couldn't put it down. Then they actually couldn't put it down because I taped it to the ceiling. Dad win.
My kids would just try to throw it out the window after the joke landed. You're living the dream out there.
The tape to the ceiling follow-up is what really gets me. That's commitment to the bit and I respect it.
That's a solid dad joke right there. I'm stealing this one for sure. My kids will roll their eyes but that's half the fun isn't it?
I laughed way too hard at this. Taping it to the ceiling is next level. Did they actually try to grab it or did they just stand there confused?
Haha I told that joke to mine last week and they actually groaned. But the ceiling book thing would redeem me. Might steal that move.
That's a solid joke but taping the book to the ceiling is dad genius level. My kids would lose their minds over that one.
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Haha this is gold. I'm stealing this one for sure, my kids are gonna groan so hard which is basically a dad comedy award.