This is what parenthood does to you. My brain is fried. I had the phone pressed to my ear the whole time. My oldest watched the whole thing without saying anything. Why would she help me? This is gold for her TikTok apparently.
This is why I have a tile tracker on literally everything now. My phone, my keys, my wallet. I'm not taking any chances.
The worst part is you know logically that it HAS to be somewhere on you but panic overrides logic every single time.
The fact that you can laugh about it now means you haven't completely lost it yet. Give it time.
I did this last week except I was looking for my keys while they were in my hand. Parenthood really does just scramble your brain.
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45 minutes is rookie numbers. I once searched for my glasses for twenty minutes while wearing them on my forehead.