Just witnessed the funniest parenting moment ever

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1w ago1 min read

My 4 year old spilled juice all over himself and looked at me dead serious and said "I think I'm gonna need a new body now." So I told him they're out of stock at the store. He believed me for a solid 10 minutes. Meanwhile my wife is on the couch dying laughing because I'm clearly corrupting our child with my logic. Only dads find joy in their kids' confusion.

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CChris M.New Dad6d ago

The serious face while saying something ridiculous is peak 4-year-old comedy. Mine told me yesterday that his poop was 'not cooperating' with the same tone you'd use in a business meeting. I had to leave the bathroom to laugh.

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RRyanRegular1w ago

These moments are why I keep my phone nearby. The deadpan delivery on stuff like that is comedy gold. Does yours do that thing where they're completely serious about something hilarious?

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NNate B.Regular1w ago

Ha! The juice comment is gold. Mine did something similar with applesauce all over his shirt and said 'I think I'm becoming the sauce.' Kids say the best unintentional stuff when they're not trying.

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