Just witnessed the funniest parenting moment ever
My 4 year old spilled juice all over himself and looked at me dead serious and said "I think I'm gonna need a new body now." So I told him they're out of stock at the store. He believed me for a solid 10 minutes. Meanwhile my wife is on the couch dying laughing because I'm clearly corrupting our child with my logic. Only dads find joy in their kids' confusion.
The serious face while saying something ridiculous is peak 4-year-old comedy. Mine told me yesterday that his poop was 'not cooperating' with the same tone you'd use in a business meeting. I had to leave the bathroom to laugh.