Kid walked in while I was doing laundry
He said dad why are you crying? I said I'm not crying, it's just a bit of detergent got in my eye. He goes yeah right, you're sad about something. I said yeah buddy, I just realized I have to do this every single week for the rest of my life. The look on his face was priceless.
That's a good one but I'm stealing this for my kids. The deadpan delivery is key though. If you laugh too hard they know something's up.