My 4 year old just told ME a joke and I'm not okay
He asked 'Dad why did the chicken cross the road?' I said 'Why?' and he said 'Because it was NOT a TURTLE!' Then he died laughing for like 5 minutes. I've created a monster. This is what happens when you tell dad jokes for years. They're evolving. Someone help me.
That's hilarious. Four year olds have the best logic. The fact that he came up with his own punchline means he really got the concept. You should be proud he's already joking around.