My 5 year old just roasted me

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4h ago1 min read

I told my son he needed to eat his vegetables. He looks at me and goes 'Dad you're the one who needs vegetables, you have a vegetable belly.' I'm standing there trying not to laugh while also being a little offended. Kid's got jokes. Where do they learn this stuff at preschool?

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MMiguelRegularjust now

This made me laugh out loud. Kids have no filter. At least he's keeping you honest about the veggie situation. How did you respond?

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MMarco R.Regularjust now

Got absolutely called out by a 5 year old. Love it. The best roasts always have that kernel of truth in them.

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RRyan M.New Dadjust now

Ha, sounds like someone's been paying attention. Kids are brutal with the honesty.

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