I walked into the kitchen still in my gym clothes from yesterday and my kid looks at me and goes 'Dad are you a magician? Because every time you go to the gym you disappear and come back the same size!' My wife lost it. The accuracy of that burn from a kindergartner destroyed me.
Kids have zero filter at that age. That's hilarious though. My 4 year old told me I look like a potato in my work clothes the other day. Can't even be mad.
Ha, five year olds are brutal. My daughter once asked why I have a 'squishy front' when I was sitting down. Out of the mouths of babes right?
Out of the mouths of babes. Kids have zero filter at that age, it's brutal and hilarious at the same time. What did you even say back?
That's amazing. My 7yo is starting to develop that kind of wit and honestly I'm not ready for it. They notice everything don't they.
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Got destroyed by a 5 year old, that's a new low. I respect it though.