Kid walks up to me this morning and goes 'Dad why did the cookie go to the doctor?' I'm like I dunno buddy why? 'Because it felt crumbly!' I literally had to sit down. The delivery was so serious and he was so proud of himself. These are the moments right here.
Haha that one got me too. Carlos here - bedtime stories have taught me kids have the best sense of humor. Does your son come up with these on his own or is he learning them somewhere?
The randomness of that age and their jokes always gets me. My daughter came up with one the other day that made zero sense but she was so proud of it I just laughed anyway.
That's hilarious! My son just started telling jokes like that and I'm realizing I need to get ready for years of these. The 'crumbly' punchline is perfect for a 5yo.
Because it felt crumbly? Those are the best dad moments right there when they catch you off guard with something actually clever coming out of their mouth.
That's hilarious! The why did the cookie go to the doctor setup is perfect for a 5yo. What was the punchline? I need to steal this one.
Five year olds have the best sense of humor. Totally random but it lands so hard because they're so confident delivering it. Those are the moments you remember forever.
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That's hilarious. Five year olds have this weird way of just absolutely nailing jokes with zero setup. What was the punchline? I need to steal it for my kids.