He asked me why I was reading the newspaper. I said 'to stay informed.' He goes 'Dad, you have your phone.' Then he asks if I want to hear a joke and before I can say yes he's like 'You are!' Absolutely got me. I don't know where he's getting these from but my ego is bruised.
That's hilarious. At 6 they're just starting to understand the joke structure and it's wild when they nail you with one. Did he come up with that himself or did he hear it somewhere?
That's hilarious but also a little brutal. They've got no filter at that age. My 6 year old destroyed me the other day too but I can't even remember what she said now.
The internet destroyed the newspaper joke. I love that he understood the irony though. Six year olds are legitimately funny when they're not being a total nightmare.
Ha! Got destroyed by your own kid. That's beautiful man. Just wait, they get sharper every year. My 8 year old now regularly makes fun of how I say certain words.
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Kids will roast you without even trying. That's a good one though. Mine asked me yesterday why I was so slow at everything and I didn't even have a comeback ready.