My 6yo asked me why I was reading a map in the car
I said because my phone died and I needed directions. He goes "Dad that's not how maps work, you have to be looking at it the whole time." Then I crashed into a mailbox. Just kidding but I almost did. Kids these days have no respect for the old ways.
This is hilarious but also he's got a point. Phone maps are basically digital maps at this point. Your son is living in the future while you're trying to explain 1995 technology.